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[killectric]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, KILLUA ZOLDYCK. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 034.91.195.73 *** izutsushi has joined 034.91.195.73 < izutsushi > hey < izutsushi > whats up?

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<gargoylectric>

[killectric]

[Well he's not exactly strapped for cash, but he is curious...and if it's easy then that's some extra spending money.]

that depends. what is it?

<DiggingThatTrack>

[tasteslikesurvival]

i just want you to make a distraction.

<gargoylectric>

[killectric]

[Well that's sketchy. He's not about to become some unwitting accomplice.]

for what?

<DiggingThatTrack>

[tasteslikesurvival]

i'll tell you but don't laugh
the president of the club i'm in arrived this month, okay?
and i kind of maybe ate a human in front of her
so she put me under house arrest and said i can't leave the apartment for a week

i just want someone to distract her for a little bit so i can sneak out.

<gargoylectric>

[killectric]

ok

[So he just won't tell her if he laughs--which he does, if only at the absurdity of it all.]

house arrest? is that what she called it?

ok, im in. i want to meet this president of yours that only puts someone under "house arrest" for cannibalism

<DiggingThatTrack>

[tasteslikesurvival]

she didn't call it that, no but...

well, it's basically what it is, though! rii-san's tough. ...and she also yelled.

do you know how painful that is for a minotaur?

<gargoylectric>

[killectric]

oh thats not as funny

anyway i'll still do it, but you dont have to pay me

you can just owe me one

<DiggingThatTrack>

[tasteslikesurvival]

she didn't mean to hurt my ears but she's the kind that'll give a lecture at the drop of a hat.

she's our leader though so she's a little tricky

alright thanks.

<gargoylectric>

[killectric]

shes not gonna lecture me is she

i might have to reconsider

anyway give me a time and a place

<DiggingThatTrack>

[tasteslikesurvival]

not if you're smart about it.

alright, how about seven o'clock at [Insert address.]

<gargoylectric>

[killectric]

whats that supposed to mean??

tonight?